You and bean are actually putting in a genius set of jokes many many thanks
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You and bean are actually putting in a genius set of jokes many many thanks
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"Those who keep the ability to see beauty, never grow old"- Frank Kafka
You will Always be fond of me .I represent all the Sins you never had the Courage to commit Oscar Wilde
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I got the snip so I wouldn't get the Mrs pregnant.
Turns out it only changes the colour of the baby.
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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Age doesn't equal maturity - just look around !
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Doctor: " Relax David, it's just a small surgery, don't panic".
Me: " But my name isn't David".
Doctor:" I know, I'm David"
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You heard about that Dutch scientist who invented the first pair of inflatable shoes?
Sadly, he popped his clogs last week.
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The mountains aren't just funny,
They're .....Hill areas .
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A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up!'
Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all."
Paddy replied, "No, no, it's genuine enough Mick. My wife won twice last week."
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Noun: the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you're loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks
and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like.
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Almost all garden gnomes have red hat's.
It's a little gnome fact.
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