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    what quickest way from Ardee to Santry/Swords in Dublin, how many tolls do i go through

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatherKevin View Post
    what quickest way from Ardee to Santry/Swords in Dublin, how many tolls do i go through
    Just the 1 toll on the M1 at Drogheda as far as I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatherKevin View Post
    what quickest way from Ardee to Santry/Swords in Dublin, how many tolls do i go through
    The M1 goes from Dundalk to Dublin/Swords/santry. There's one toll at Drogheda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatherKevin View Post
    what quickest way from Ardee to Santry/Swords in Dublin, how many tolls do i go through
    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    Are you a real priest? Pay 3 eflows and 1 hairy Mary. Do not carry correct change. Do not collect 10cent.
    Is he a real troll?
    I'd say he might be an inbred Mickey Mouse amateur.
    But good luck to him and good luck to Swantry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatherKevin View Post
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    I travel by magic carpet. Sometimes I piss down the peasants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    I was chatting to a toll attendant she says some people pay with 50 euro notes!

    I like to have a 2 euro but not necessary so no panic if you are stuck for change just go to a gate with the orange man on the icon bar

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    Thats me. In fact, I love presenting them with €100 or €200 notes and asking for small change.
    When working in my folks shop, I'm sick to death of customers withdrawing money from the machine and looking to break €50 notes for the toll. (Why cant anybody ask the atm for multiples of €20 instead of €50. Its so easy to request 20, 40, 60, 70, 80, 90, 110 ect)
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    Are you a real priest? Pay 3 eflows and 1 hairy Mary. Do not carry correct change. Do not collect 10cent.
    I am a real Priest

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    I not familiar at all with Dublin and not keen on city driving, furthest I have went is the airport once as use Belfast always.
    I currently staying between carrick and ardee and was wondering my quickest way as reason is got a relation who went into Beaumont Hospital on Saturday and intend to visit him tomorrow, can I avoid the Port tunnel?

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    do pensioners and guys under 18 get through tolls free ?
    them tolls must be making a fortune
    Last edited by howardsteele; 26-02-19 at 09:25.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatherKevin View Post
    what quickest way from Ardee to Santry/Swords in Dublin, how many tolls do i go through
    Now, I could give you directions, but I wouldn't be leaving from Ardee if I were you. You'd be much better off leaving from somewhere like Swords. That way wouldn't take as long and you'd avoid the toll.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
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