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[Barney Rubble]

If you buy something for that type of money then why not?

I tried to buy a packet of Tayto and a Lucozade 1 day. When I handed the shopkeeper the note he told me to fuck off.

[bmw528]

I tried to buy a packet of Tayto and a Lucozade 1 day. When I handed the shopkeeper the note he told me to fuck off.

OK, Just say, for example, you go into a shop and you buy, lets say, a wardrobe and its 550 euro. Then you give the seller, a 500 euro note, and a fifty, do ye think he will tell you to fuck off?

[Barney Rubble]

OK, Just say, for example, you go into a shop and you buy, lets say, a wardrobe and its 550 euro. Then you give the seller, a 500 euro note, and a fifty, do ye think he will tell you to fuck off?

Or just say, for example, that I handed an escort a €500 note for a €200 booking - would she give me back €300 ?

And I am from South Armagh btw - nothing ever dodgy happens here !!

[bmw528]

Or just say, for example, that I handed an escort a €500 note for a €200 booking - would she give me back €300 ?

And I am from South Armagh btw - nothing ever dodgy happens here !!

Well the seller of the wardrobe would probably tell you to go and fuck off because he knows that you are always on here giving out about them..Even if ye gave him two 500 euro notes he would probably tell ye to go and blow yourself.

[Meursault]

Or just say, for example, that I handed an escort a €500 note for a €200 booking - would she give me back €300 ?

And I am from South Armagh btw - nothing ever dodgy happens here !!

Something like this in the film Catch me if you Can. Escort costs 600 dollars. he gives her a cheque for a 1000 dollars, a fake cheque by the way. She gives him 400 dollars in change. So she paid him to have sex with her (stunning escort by the way) for 400 dollars because the cheque would bounce.

If i was selling something on done deal and someone offered a 100 euro note, i would not be handing over the goods.

[bmw528]

Something like this in the film Catch me if you Can. Escort costs 600 dollars. he gives her a cheque for a 1000 dollars, a fake cheque by the way. She gives him 400 dollars in change. So she paid him to have sex with her (stunning escort by the way) for 400 dollars because the cheque would bounce.

If i was selling something on done deal and someone offered a 100 euro note, i would not be handing over the goods.

Even if it was a wardrobe that you just wanted to get rid of?

[Barney Rubble]

Well the seller of the wardrobe would probably tell you to go and fuck off because he knows that you are always on here giving out about them..Even if ye gave him two 500 euro notes he would probably tell ye to go and blow yourself.

Fair enough. I have 1 to put on the bonfire for holloween.

It is empty though.

[bmw528]

Fair enough. I have 1 to put on the bonfire for holloween.

It is empty though.

It could be occupied though.

[Meursault]

Even if it was a wardrobe that you just wanted to get rid of?

If i wanted to get rid of it i would smash it into pieces and burn it.

True story, my uncle works in construction. They were renovating a house and the owners had a granite sink top that you put in the kitchen. Easily worth a 1000 euros, possibly more. The owners solution to getting rid of it was to smash it up into pieces. When you are rich you dont have to ask the price.

[bmw528]

If i wanted to get rid of it i would smash it into pieces and burn it.

True story, my uncle works in construction. They were renovating a house and the owners had a granite sink top that you put in the kitchen. Easily worth a 1000 euros, possibly more. The owners solution to getting rid of it was to smash it up into pieces. When you are rich you dont have to ask the price.

Did your uncle mention any old wardrobes in his travels at all? If so Barney might be interested in one.