From all the way up in Tyrone? Fat chance
Wait no, not Tyrone... Armagh!
Wait that's not right either... ... ... Fermanagh!
No, still wrong. Umm.... Down!?
Don't think so, what's that other D count... Derry!
Right? It's Derry? Right? No? Well that's impossible, I mentioned all the countries of Northern Ireland, all 6 of..... Oh...
Antrim? Well I got there eventually!
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
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Barney Rubble (17-10-18)
First off (yes it's 'saw' btw), I doubt any woman would want to be licked anywhere by a dirty old caveman who used to use dinosaur shit as toothpaste!
Second, your request to "kiss them better" implies that her feet are imperfect, automatically implying that she herself is imperfect, which is blasphemous and worthy of execution!
Last edited by ladiesman217; 17-10-18 at 22:43.
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
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