Well... I'm back!!!

**philipkntz** · 22-09-18, 21:22

Personally I'm finding it easier to get into a ladys knickers than ever, in fact its now more like the ladies are trying to get me out of my trousers but there's always strings attached. There's a lot to be said for the one hour appointment and then never having to speak again until the next meet.

**bmw528** · 22-09-18, 21:24

Originally Posted by philipkntz

Personally I'm finding it easier to get into a ladys knickers than ever, in fact its now more like the ladies are trying to get me out of my trousers but there's always strings attached. There's a lot to be said for the one hour appointment and then never having to speak again until the next meet.

Are they not a bit tight on you?

**oldfool** · 22-09-18, 21:29

Great news. Just like Bobby in Dallas.
Welcome back, you are one in a million ( but you know that)

**Ted E Bear** · 22-09-18, 22:29

Originally Posted by DummyResister

Bobby was Los Angeles, dude. You're thinking of Jack.

Now you're just being awkward for the sake of it.

**Meursault** · 22-09-18, 22:37

Originally Posted by howardsteele

I have trouble getting into the girls knickers before she comes back into the room but i'm getting good at it now,my GF loves the expensive knickers I bring home to her,

brilliant.

**Ted E Bear** · 22-09-18, 22:42

Originally Posted by DummyResister

I don't see the point in breaking form at this stage

Fair enough

As you were!

**Ted E Bear** · 22-09-18, 22:46

Originally Posted by Rachel Divine

I'm back with a good topic.

Looking forward to hear from all of you on this one.

So, is it E-I the main ''source'' to get into a lady's knickers?

If you are single, how many times a year do you get lucky on a night out and if you are in a relationship, how many times do you get sex from your partner?

Many thanks in advance.

No! Pennys is cheap and cheerful for that

E-I is handy for getting ladies out of their knickers tho

**Ted E Bear** · 22-09-18, 22:58

Originally Posted by DummyResister

Anyhow, as I was saying before the rude interruption, myself and Rachel are getting married.
And we're moving to Limerick.

Congratulations DR+RD, that's 2 ways of making your life seem longer than it is

**oldfool** · 22-09-18, 23:12

God i amtoo old. The Bobby i referred to was Ewing. In case the above is serious commment i will explaiHe left the TVseries Dallas and insistedon being killedso he couldnt be brought back or have another actor play him.
After a whole series, about 26 episodes without him ratings dropped. So first episode of next series explains that that whole series was his “ widow” having a nightmare and he was downstairs all the time.
PS i was alive on 22/11/63 or is it 11/22

**Ted E Bear** · 22-09-18, 23:16

Originally Posted by oldfool

God i amtoo old. The Bobby i referred to was Ewing. In case the above is serious commment i will explaiHe left the TVseries Dallas and insistedon being killedso he couldnt be brought back or have another actor play him.
After a whole series, about 26 episodes without him ratings dropped. So first episode of next series explains that that whole series was his “ widow” having a nightmare and he was downstairs all the time.
PS i was alive on 22/11/63 or is it 11/22

DummyR was taking the piss.

Did you have a who shot JR car sticker?

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