Falling for an Escort

**howardsteele** · 05-09-18, 10:37

I saw an escort yesterday and had a good time.
But as I was chatting away and putting on my knickers (you know the way you stand on one leg and lift the other to get into them) when lost balance and fell back flat on the floor.
I'm sore today.
Did any of you fall for an escort in this way?

**Wolverine** · 05-09-18, 10:41

No. Only women any sissy's wear knickers.

**howardsteele** · 05-09-18, 10:44

Originally Posted by Wolverine

No. Only women any sissy's wear knickers.

you can't blame the underwear, be same result if I was wearing boxers, so I take it you never fell for an escort Wolfy?

**FranknStein** · 05-09-18, 10:47

Originally Posted by howardsteele

you can't blame the underwear, be same result if I was wearing boxers, so I take it you never fell for an escort Wolfy?

I heard a princess once fell for a frog.

(Slippery feckers if you happen to stand on them).

**howardsteele** · 05-09-18, 10:52

Originally Posted by FranknStein

I heard a princess once fell for a frog.

(Slippery feckers if you happen to stand on them).

but I would hardly call Miss Piggy a Princess, Frank

**FranknStein** · 05-09-18, 10:55

Originally Posted by howardsteele

but I would hardly call Miss Piggy a Princess, Frank

At least it was you falling for her Howard.
If she fell for you you'd end up squashed

**sophya** · 05-09-18, 11:15

Originally Posted by howardsteele

I saw an escort yesterday and had a good time.
But as I was chatting away and putting on my knickers (you know the way you stand on one leg and lift the other to get into them) when lost balance and fell back flat on the floor.
I'm sore today.
Did any of you fall for an escort in this way?

Ahahaha This post just made my day

Hope you are feeling better, and the lady helped you with her many charms picking you up...

No one ever falls for me like that (thank God), but if that happened my floor is carpet so might help with the sore back. But actually, someone fell for me on the shower does that count???

**f1 away** · 05-09-18, 11:43

Originally Posted by howardsteele

I saw an escort yesterday and had a good time.
But as I was chatting away and putting on my knickers (you know the way you stand on one leg and lift the other to get into them) when lost balance and fell back flat on the floor.
I'm sore today.
Did any of you fall for an escort in this way?

Next time
For health and safety ware no underwear just put on a Scottish kilt

**British Hot Kristie** · 05-09-18, 11:46

Originally Posted by sophya

Ahahaha This post just made my day

Hope you are feeling better, and the lady helped you with her many charms picking you up...

No one ever falls for me like that (thank God), but if that happened my floor is carpet so might help with the sore back. But actually, someone fell for me on the shower does that count???

I could fall for you Sophya

**Barney Rubble** · 05-09-18, 12:03

Originally Posted by British Hot Kristie

I could fall for you Sophya

You are such a flirt Kristie !!

I like it !!!!

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