Should've stayed in bed :-(

[DollyDarling]

Trying to be thrifty rather then fucking furious

Is it just my luck, or are the Australian men all pain in asses? Everytime I see an Australian man, there is a limp dick or some other kind of issue.

They seem so jolly on the phone, and in fact jolly in the session too, but it makes me hate them even more when they are jolly jolly while doing the things that piss me off, staying jolly all the while. The jolly pain in the ass jolly jerk...

So this one says he is coming from work on his little work break. OK no problem. Well, he shows up in work clothes. Work clothes being he is some difficult word to pronounce, but basically it is the assistant in operating room who watches the heart during open heart surgery. And he is wearing his surgery clothes here?? The bottom of those blue pants had stains on them the color of watery dried blood! It was disgusting! He came into my DISCREET incall being so INDISCREET it was shocking! I was so fucking shocked when he walked in, that I backed up and hit the refrigerator so hard it knocked all my glass jars down on the floor. They were full of herbs and herbs flew all over the place! I couldnt stop and clean up, and had saffron in my high heels thru the appointment!
He stayed jolly jolly and said, "O thats a pain when things like that happen"..... all jolly i wanted to kill him for being so jolly. So, the mint and rosemary and those herbs I wont cry over, but I had bought $500 worth of beautiful saffron and all that I had to pick up off the floor.

So its all in a cup. and I dont want to throw it away. Im trying to control my anger here and think of maybe some thrifty things I could do with all this saffron. Maybe some beauty treatments or whatever...

Any ideas?

Spilling Saffron is a sin! I must manage a way to save it and be thrifty with it. Any thrifty ideas?