Originally Posted by
lorcan
not much fun at all
You're doing it wrong then. Since I started punting, I've had a policy that for my birthday, I spend my birthday money on a repeat appointment, with my favourite escort from during the year.
It hasn't always worked out every year, as sometimes the lady I want to meet, is nowhere to be found and I have to settle for second or third best. Lucy Chambers decided to tour Australia when I needed her most.
Marsha is in the running for my next birthday and I'm looking forward to her blowing out my candle.
Also did nobody ever tell you that birthday cake is good for you. The more you eat the longer you live.
Last edited by philipkntz; 30-04-18 at 14:34.
My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
So I packed up all her clothes
And left.