To: Irish Times problem page letter writer.

[DrAlan]

https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-...cort-1.3386763

Dear letter writer, ( if you actually exist, and if you haven’t jumped off a bridge), I hope this advice is not too late.

Firstly, seeking advice on this matter from Roe, with her MA in sexuality studies from San Francisco state university was pretty dumb, when you could have posted your problem here and gotten advice from loads of guys in the exact same position.

Roe advised you not to see escorts as it’s cheating, illegal and you will get caught!

Instead, suggest an “open” marriage arrangement!!!

Jesus wept....

How the fcuk would that work? You would have every psycho bunny boiler texting you, harassing your wife, the kids will disown you and the wife will divorce you and get everything. You will turn to drugs and end up in the gutter....happens all the time

Listen, escorts are the only answer, they are of course sexy, beautiful, brilliant lovers, very discreet, and the answer to your problem.

If you are anyway smart you won’t get caught,

Its not cheating as it’s only sex, it’s not love and devotion.

Yes it’s illegal, but no ones been arrested, stick to independent escorts, and be savvy.

Hope you read this.