Funny enough I went to a chiropodist a few weeks ago and it was a rather pleasant experience. She says my feet are good for my age and my profession (shut the fuck up any smart fuckers ). But seriously as she peared (is that a word ?) dead skin I was looking at her and thinking.....
Sorry I got a wee bit carried away there. Anyway always clip your nails a few days before an appointment because if you clip them on the day they can be a bit ruff