Did ye get your invite ?

**Barney Rubble** · 23-03-18, 08:11

I see Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have sent out their wedding invitations to 600 guests - anyone here on the guest list ?
I blew my chances when Meghan took out that restraining order on me after I tried to woo her wearing a Nazi uniform (thanks IDF btw

).
And I can't even see her on Suits cos them fuckers Netflix have stolen it

Anyway if anyone is going give me a shout so I can pass on a wee present to the newlyweds

**SteveB** · 23-03-18, 08:16

They wouldn't invite anyone from here.
We either wouldn't turn up, get lost, turn up boggin' dirty or say we didn't enjoy the wedding.
And if we did say we enjoyed it someone here would claim we were not there and it was a fake.

**Barney Rubble** · 23-03-18, 08:19

Originally Posted by SteveB

They wouldn't invite anyone from here.
We either wouldn't turn up, get lost, turn up boggin' dirty or say we didn't enjoy the wedding.
And if we did say we enjoyed it someone here would claim we were not there and it was a fake.

So true Steve

**lorcan** · 23-03-18, 08:57

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

I see Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have sent out their wedding invitations to 600 guests - anyone here on the guest list ?
I blew my chances when Meghan took out that restraining order on me after I tried to woo her wearing a Nazi uniform (thanks IDF btw

).
And I can't even see her on Suits cos them fuckers Netflix have stolen it

Anyway if anyone is going give me a shout so I can pass on a wee present to the newlyweds

jeesus you scared the shit me there, Barney Boy, i thought you were getting married without me

**AyannaMelek** · 23-03-18, 10:19

Oh yeah I’m getting the pretentious hat ready. Heard a pretentious hat is mandatory when it comes to events like this.

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**WatWatWat** · 23-03-18, 10:25

I've already givin it a thumbs down.

**Barney Rubble** · 23-03-18, 11:37

Originally Posted by CurvyNina

Oh yeah I’m getting the pretentious hat ready. Heard a pretentious hat is mandatory when it comes to events like this.

)

I'm sure that you would look fantastic Nina, even wearing a pretentious hat

**Floki** · 23-03-18, 11:40

Prince Harry said he had sent me an invite to the wedding, but it must have gotten lost in the post...

**Barney Rubble** · 23-03-18, 11:45

Originally Posted by Floki

Prince Harry said he had sent me an invite to the wedding, but it must have gotten lost in the post...

Who's at fault there Steve, the Royal Mail or the Royal Male ?

**Barney Rubble** · 23-03-18, 11:58

Originally Posted by lorcan

jeesus you scared the shit me there, Barney Boy, i thought you were getting married without me

And who the fuck would have me ?

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