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    Now that the old Pope is visitin us in Aug will he declare the day a sin free day? Ya now a day when all sins are forgiven, like double bookings or no shows. Within limits of course, I mean if you wipe yer willie on an escorts curtians then its straight to hell or if you have bad thoughts of anal porking then its recruitment to the Vatican gang bang.
    Any thoughts (and prayers)

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    I hear he is to apologise for the child abuse, Magdalene Laundries and for two thousand years of pretending there is a God and he can speak to him etc.

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    The pope may forgive you for no-shows. But some escorts won't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    I hear he is to apologise for the child abuse, Magdalene Laundries and for two thousand years of pretending there is a God and he can speak to him etc.
    idk that pope francis is twice as old as methuselah

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    Now that the old Pope is visitin us in Aug will he declare the day a sin free day? Ya now a day when all sins are forgiven, like double bookings or no shows. Within limits of course, I mean if you wipe yer willie on an escorts curtians then its straight to hell or if you have bad thoughts of anal porking then its recruitment to the Vatican gang bang.
    Any thoughts (and prayers)
    the pope may require you to kiss his ring and if you do all will be forgiven

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    I hear he is to apologise for the child abuse, Magdalene Laundries and for two thousand years of pretending there is a God and he can speak to him etc.
    God existed since long before the dinosaurs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    Now that the old Pope is visitin us in Aug will he declare the day a sin free day? Ya now a day when all sins are forgiven, like double bookings or no shows. Within limits of course, I mean if you wipe yer willie on an escorts curtians then its straight to hell or if you have bad thoughts of anal porking then its recruitment to the Vatican gang bang.
    Any thoughts (and prayers)
    we could bring him out for a punt, what escort would you recommend though

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