Better than the real thing

[lorcan]

I find now that wanking at a escort or pornstar on my computer just as rewarding as visiting one.
I can relax and take my time and explode at my own pace, very therapeutic

[Barney Rubble]

I find now that wanking at a escort or pornstar on my computer just as rewarding as visiting one.
I can relax and take my time and explode at my own pace, very therapeutic

I'm sure the ladies here are devastated

[lorcan]

I'm sure the ladies here are devastated

I thought you said you weren't going to post any nonsense until tonight

[Barney Rubble]

I thought you said you weren't going to post any nonsense until tonight

Well I thought that seeing as you were posting nonsense I might as well join in

[lorcan]

Well I thought that seeing as you were posting nonsense I might as well join in

you said if you started the nonsense, just ignore you, thanks for the tip

[Barney Rubble]

you said if you started the nonsense, just ignore you, thanks for the tip

I see that you're not been ignored judging by your red cards
Not me btw

[lorcan]

I see that you're not been ignored judging by your red cards
Not me btw

if i was ignored i'd be green with envy. was hoping to be at least a little green for today, you hanging around or saving it all for tonight

[Barney Rubble]

if i was ignored i'd be green with envy. was hoping to be at least a little green for today, you hanging around or saving it all for tonight

Nah, heading to Mass now and onto the pub

[SteveB]

And why go out to a restaurant or even buy food when you can stay in and look at pictures of food?

At the moment I am looking at a pictures of someone (female ) doing sit-ups. I will have a six-pack in no time!

[Bubba07]

I find now that wanking at a escort or pornstar on my computer just as rewarding as visiting one.
I can relax and take my time and explode at my own pace, very therapeutic

Yup that did it for me for a while but snaped out of it and nothing better then body to body 😊😊😊