Quote Originally Posted by Alyssa Jenkins View Post
Hi everyone,
Just a little distraction from some negative things to channel thoughts a little more positivly...Isnt france lovly in the spring Im here in south france and the sun is hot the day great and just this type of day makes one vitally horny and full of naughty thoughts...Anyone else having naughtythoughts in the springtime???? xxxxx
I like to get to Cannes if I can - and its so nice in Nice - but I would prefer to stay in Paris in a expensive Hotel.... Paris Hilton perhaps.

I asked out a beautiful girl in France once (think her name was Nancy)- just went over and asked for a ride - Sure I had nothing Toulouse - wasnt Toulon before the police arrived and carted me off after getting a feel of her Brest

(Carlsberg dont do puns but if they did they would a darn site better than the shite above)