Snowed in with an escort

[Long Dong Silver]

I was just entertaining a pleasant fantasy there - and I know it's only a fantasy!

You've spent an hour with a gorgeous lady, only to look out the window and see a blizzard. You're both snowed in, so there's nothing else to do but fuck away for the rest of the afternoon, nice and warm while the snow piles down outside.

Who would your ideal lady be in such a day-dream? Several on my list...

[xagerate]

Dianaxxx
Would look at that body all day long ...long after the money ran out and she wouldn't touch me with a barge pole

[Ladyvonteese]

Happy to hear someone got snowed in with the right lady and the fun continued for you both.

I went on a date with a copper, got fecking snowed in with him for 3 day, ffs he had IBS and OMG, it was 3 days of none fecking stop farting, never again. I never had to insist on opening another persons windows and door in below Zero before.

Funny looking back but for sure wasnt at the time.


Lady Von Teese

[Barney Rubble]

Happy to hear someone got snowed in with the right lady and the fun continued for you both.

I went on a date with a copper, got fecking snowed in with him for 3 day, ffs he had IBS and OMG, it was 3 days of none fecking stop farting, never again. I never had to insist on opening another persons windows and door in below Zero before.

Funny looking back but for sure wasnt at the time.


Lady Von Teese

If he had ISB there too instead of IBS that would have been a fun 3 days

[Ladyvonteese]

If he had ISB there too instead of IBS that would have been a fun 3 days

Sorry Barney, me and my dylexica, it was bloody IBS not ISB, and it was not a bloody fun 3 days! Cant beleive him, as just check one of my social media and the feckers trying to make contact with me asking me how I am.

Lady Von Teese