I got a booty call from a hot sexy lady and I am so pleased with it that I just had to tell you all. Obvs cant tell wife but she asked me why I looked so happy and pleased with myself. So what would you have done in my place?

I took myself off to bed at 10.30pm to resist the temptation of making up some story to tell her to escape and meet my caller. Put on a pair of thick gloves to stop me having a Sherman Tank (wank) and went to sleep eventually.

I'm informed by the War Office (Wife) that she might be out on the rip Friday night so I might get to my booty caller then, here's hoping.