Performance anxiety

[AlessandraFan]

I still suffer from it, occasionally.

Earlier today I had a client into my office with a device that needed to be repaired in a hurry.
The whole time I could feel her hovering behind me. Wouldn't piss off to the canteen like I asked, had to stand behind me and peer over my shoulder like she had a clue what was going on.
Took me half an hour to do a 10 minute job.



After she left I fapped furiously.
And cried.

[Forceuser]

I still suffer from it, occasionally.

Earlier today I had a client into my office with a device that needed to be repaired in a hurry.
The whole time I could feel her hovering behind me. Wouldn't piss off to the canteen like I asked, had to stand behind me and peer over my shoulder like she had a clue what was going on.
Took me half an hour to do a 10 minute job.



After she left I fapped furiously.
And cried.

Maybe if you had done that first
She might have chosen to go to the canteen afterall

[AlessandraFan]

Maybe if you had done that first
She might have chosen to go to the canteen afterall

Doubtful.
The canteen is where I do my fapping.

[Barney Rubble]

Doubtful.
The canteen is where I do my fapping.

Guess I would give the white sauce a miss then ....

[Forceuser]

Doubtful.
The canteen is where I do my fapping.

Adaptability is the key to success

[FinnMickC00L]

Every time I have to swim up a weir I suffer from performance anxiety.Will my tail push me up the fish ladder as fast as the younger fish?Will the sexy female fish find me attractive and want to spawn with me in the gravel beds upriver?It's a nightmare.

[AlessandraFan]

Guess I would give the white sauce a miss then ....

Oddly enough that's the last place I'd release my spawn.

Adaptability is the key to success

I've been banned from fapping at my desk

Every time I have to swim up a weir I suffer from performance anxiety.Will my tail push me up the fish ladder as fast as the younger fish?Will the sexy female fish find me attractive and want to spawn with me in the gravel beds upriver?It's a nightmare.

You need to chose a better wingman.
What did you do with Setanta's finger?
C'mon, spit it out ...

[Forceuser]

I've been banned from fapping at my desk

Outrageous!!!!
When did we become a communist state!!

Stand up for freedom of expression!
(not literally tho,no one needs to see that)

[AlessandraFan]

Outrageous!!!!
When did we become a communist state!!

Stand up for freedom of expression!
(not literally tho,no one needs to see that)

I blame that communist dictator Obama for stripping my first amendment rights.
Apparently we're not allowed to spray paint racially motivated slurs or epithets on other people either.

PC culture gone mad.

[Forceuser]

I blame that communist dictator Obama for stripping my first amendment rights.
Apparently we're not allowed to spray paint racially motivated slurs or epithets on other people either.

PC culture gone mad.

We have become a generation of politically correct automatons!

Also i do need to question the powers that be that decree it unseemly for you to self pleasure at your desk
but let u have carte blanche in the dining area