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[ladiesman217]

I F*CKING HATE PEOPLE SO F*CKING MUCH! THEY ARE SO F*CKING STUPID IT DEFIES ALL KNOWN/UNKNOWN/POSSIBLE LOGIC!!!!!!!! EASILY AT LEAST 30/40% OF THE ENTIRE F*CKING GLOBAL POPULATION ARE F*CKING BEYOND F*CKING R*T*RD*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F*CK 'EM ALL TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!! C*NTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*** rant over ***



Disclaimer: censorship provided courtesy of LDM Industries for the benefit of Mr.Incredible et al and any surviving members of the species Butthurt neanderthalis since apparently 2k18 is the year of fragile little sheep who are afraid of butterflies, air molecules and words bigger than 3 syllables

On the off chance that there are any extra terrestrials reading this, could you hurry up and just obliterate Homo sapiens already? I mean surely we are the least intelligent form of life in the entire universe? Surely? Because only the least intelligent and most r*t*rd*d form of life in the entire universe (and by extension the ENTIRE MULTIVERSE) can accomplish so much [able to travel the entire world at will - sea/air/etc; travel beyond our own planet; able to communicate with others on the entirely opposite side of the planet almost instantly; etc] and yet simultaneously be so f*cking stupid????? Surely????? Shirley????? Don't call you Shirley????? What?????

Also could the owner of the red Toyota Aurus please contact reception as your car is blocking the entrance to Mount Retarcunfurick.



I wonder if I could invent a way to bring back the dinosaurs, make them indestructible and alter their behaviour so that they only target human populated areas.



***THE BEGINNING OF THE ONLY INTERESTING READING AMONG THIS DRIVEL***
Perhaps life is too easy nowadays... obviously there are those less fortunate such as people who are homeless etc. But for the general populous... go back 50 years or so to when many of you and in the case of those younger c*nts and c*ntesses among us, our parents, were young. They didn't have much. There wasn't all this fancy technology to make life easy. Food was not plentiful. Life was tough, having to scrimp and save for many things. When life was more about surviving than living. There was a greater appreciation of things then. You didn't have all these acts of terrorism or such rampant a spread of decrepit cesspools of life on crime waves. Life nowadays, for the general populous, is too easy. It's not about survival anymore... maybe that's the problem with the world now.
***THE END OF THE ONLY INTERESTING READING AMONG THIS DRIVEL***


I don't suppose on the off chance Godzilla and his fellow kaiju actually exist? Mothra? Rodan? King Ghidorah? No? Well fuck... oops sorry I meant f*ck!

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[ladiesman217]

Can I just say though, in my own defence....

I am unique.

[Floki]

I must agree, there are too many people with feelings that get hurt at the lightest gust of wind.

Maybe they should change the saying "Don't Cry Over Spilt Milk" to maybe "Don't get too emotionally scarred over little words"

[ladiesman217]

I must agree, there are too many people with feelings that get hurt at the lightest gust of wind.

Maybe they should change the saying "Don't Cry Over Spilt Milk" to maybe "Don't get too emotionally scarred over little words"

I'm stealing that picture for my avatar...

[AlessandraFan]

Life is suffering.
Other people are hell.
Connery was the best Bond.







He's also the best Borat.

[FranknStein]

Life is suffering.
Other people are hell.
Connery was the best Bond.




He's also the best Borat.

I am offended .

I am reporting this to the fashion police.

(Would he not be the best Bruno?)

[FranknStein]

Does a snowflake have a butt?

If not can it be hurt?

[Hunter Green]

Ladiesman. To be alive is a miracle and to grow up privileged in the developed Western part of the world is very lucky. I don't know your situation but you're healthy enough to visit escorts so that too is lucky.

Find what makes you genuinely happy and do as much of that as you possibly can. The people you meet when you are doing that thing are your tribe and they will nourish your spirit.



To continue your theme though, I do like this idea I saw on twitter

Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.

[DonaldTramp]

I F*CKING HATE PEOPLE SO F*CKING MUCH! THEY ARE SO F*CKING STUPID IT DEFIES ALL KNOWN/UNKNOWN/POSSIBLE LOGIC!!!!!!!! EASILY AT LEAST 30/40% OF THE ENTIRE F*CKING GLOBAL POPULATION ARE F*CKING BEYOND F*CKING R*T*RD*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F*CK 'EM ALL TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!! C*NTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*** rant over ***



Disclaimer: censorship provided courtesy of LDM Industries for the benefit of Mr.Incredible et al and any surviving members of the species Butthurt neanderthalis since apparently 2k18 is the year of fragile little sheep who are afraid of butterflies, air molecules and words bigger than 3 syllables

On the off chance that there are any extra terrestrials reading this, could you hurry up and just obliterate Homo sapiens already? I mean surely we are the least intelligent form of life in the entire universe? Surely? Because only the least intelligent and most r*t*rd*d form of life in the entire universe (and by extension the ENTIRE MULTIVERSE) can accomplish so much [able to travel the entire world at will - sea/air/etc; travel beyond our own planet; able to communicate with others on the entirely opposite side of the planet almost instantly; etc] and yet simultaneously be so f*cking stupid????? Surely????? Shirley????? Don't call you Shirley????? What?????

Also could the owner of the red Toyota Aurus please contact reception as your car is blocking the entrance to Mount Retarcunfurick.



I wonder if I could invent a way to bring back the dinosaurs, make them indestructible and alter their behaviour so that they only target human populated areas.



***THE BEGINNING OF THE ONLY INTERESTING READING AMONG THIS DRIVEL***
Perhaps life is too easy nowadays... obviously there are those less fortunate such as people who are homeless etc. But for the general populous... go back 50 years or so to when many of you and in the case of those younger c*nts and c*ntesses among us, our parents, were young. They didn't have much. There wasn't all this fancy technology to make life easy. Food was not plentiful. Life was tough, having to scrimp and save for many things. When life was more about surviving than living. There was a greater appreciation of things then. You didn't have all these acts of terrorism or such rampant a spread of decrepit cesspools of life on crime waves. Life nowadays, for the general populous, is too easy. It's not about survival anymore... maybe that's the problem with the world now.
***THE END OF THE ONLY INTERESTING READING AMONG THIS DRIVEL***


I don't suppose on the off chance Godzilla and his fellow kaiju actually exist? Mothra? Rodan? King Ghidorah? No? Well fuck... oops sorry I meant f*ck!

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You seem to be a stable genius like me.
How'd you like to be head of Homeland Security?

[FranknStein]