Cars, Ursines, Neanderthals, Tulips

[ladiesman217]

Words of Wisdom, from the King of Cunts.

- Trust no one
- Tis better to have shagged and be fucked, than never potato an ostrich
- Question nothing... and everything
- Embrace robots as our supreme overlords
- The cake is a lie
- The square root of the hypothenuse is equal to the sums of the squares of the other two sides in a right angled triangle
- Reminder: car boot sale on Jan 28th at Floki's house. Proceeds donated to the "Help Barney Rubble Outta Trouble Foundation"
- Set of car keys found in the car park today. Belong to a Ford Fiesta. Can the owner of said keys please contact their local psychiatric ward for owning such a shit car
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but hammers and TNT will kill you
- The Donald Trump appreciation society are holding their bimonthly "We Are The Deluded" meeting this Thursday at the new Scientology centre.
- Trust everyone (if you're absolutely stupid beyond all logical comprehension)
- Respect is a given... trust is earned
- Question food
- Eat plastic
- Hug a tyrannosaurus rex

Cunts. That is all.

P.S: Barney's a cant

[ladiesman217]

You ungrateful BASTARDS!! 9 years (nearly) I've been here trying to entertain you lot at my own expense AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET??? The only one bothering to read this ABSOLUTE SHITE is Barney and the only reason he did is cos his name is mentioned, the narcissistic CANT!

I mean here I am on my MUCH NEEDED day off from work as a secret-agent-spy-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle-godzilla-saurus and not one of you bother to come in, say hello and have a nice cup of tea??? I EVEN BOUGHT A TIN OF QUALITY STREET FFS!!!!!!!!!!! Do you even realise the amount of effort it takes to summon such a big huge pile of shite from the mind's labyrinth???? It'd be easier running a marathon in a pair of high heels (not... not that I've ever... worn... heels... before... or... *cough*)!!!!! It's alright for you lot, your minds are all sorted and organised very professionally. For me it's like trying to find a needle in an ocean the size of the sun!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sniffle*

Bastards... US CRAZIES HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!!!!!

And another thing! I......

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SHIT THE DOCS FROM THE LUNATIC ASYLUM FOUND ME! I gotta go, but I'm not through with you lot yet!!!!!!!!!!

*zoom*

[Barney Rubble]

You ungrateful BASTARDS!! 9 years (nearly) I've been here trying to entertain you lot at my own expense AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET??? The only one bothering to read this ABSOLUTE SHITE is Barney and the only reason he did is cos his name is mentioned, the narcissistic CANT!

I mean here I am on my MUCH NEEDED day off from work as a secret-agent-spy-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle-godzilla-saurus and not one of you bother to come in, say hello and have a nice cup of tea??? I EVEN BOUGHT A TIN OF QUALITY STREET FFS!!!!!!!!!!! Do you even realise the amount of effort it takes to summon such a big huge pile of shite from the mind's labyrinth???? It'd be easier running a marathon in a pair of high heels (not... not that I've ever... worn... heels... before... or... *cough*)!!!!! It's alright for you lot, your minds are all sorted and organised very professionally. For me it's like trying to find a needle in an ocean the size of the sun!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sniffle*

Bastards... US CRAZIES HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!!!!!

And another thing! I......

...

SHIT THE DOCS FROM THE LUNATIC ASYLUM FOUND ME! I gotta go, but I'm not through with you lot yet!!!!!!!!!!

*zoom*

Nothing at all to do with narcissisim, I thanked everyone that called me a cant