An escorts introduction

[Wolverine]

I remember one ladies introduction guaranteeing how her photo's were genuine.
" If it's not me , it's free ".
Think it was Claudia.

[theCunningLinguist]

I’ll have to update mine, so I’m pretty curious of what you lads would want to read xo

Turn on's and Turn off's would be nice .... and you don't have to mention money...everybody likes money

[Barney Rubble]

If only someone.would invent an ass smoothie.

I think the copyright for that is in Cork .

[AlessandraFan]

They are dirty bastards down there.

That's why we get all the best escorts.

[AlessandraFan]

No it was iced tea- all prayers welcome

[FranknStein]

That's why we get all the best escorts.

When I was a young wee laddie I didn't really want an escort.

I was more taken with Ford Sierras.

[AlessandraFan]

When I was a young wee laddie I didn't really want an escort.

I was more taken with Ford Sierras.

You mean that clunky cunt of a car that they later rebranded as the mondeo?
Ah those were the days.
Back when Irish law enforcement had some weird exclusivity deal with Mr Ford.
Probably something to do with the Nazi link

[FranknStein]

You mean that clunky cunt of a car that they later rebranded as the mondeo?
Ah those were the days.
Back when Irish law enforcement had some weird exclusivity deal with Mr Ford.
Probably something to do with the Nazi link

I knew my place .
I wasn't cool enough for a Capri.

[circumcised guy]

I remember one ladies introduction guaranteeing how her photo's were genuine.
" If it's not me , it's free ".
Think it was Claudia.

Yea I think it was actually that if she wasn't the lady in the pics she would give you the taxis fare home or something like that.but she put it better than that.

[circumcised guy]

I actually do read the introductions and they can actually influence my decision whether I would like to see a particular lady. You can actually get an idea about someone personality by the way the write. And also it can be obvious whether or not they actually wrote it themselves or if someone else did.
Especially when they start like someone else is describing the lady and go Mary is a very attractive young lady she likes the company of respectful hygienic guys. Just an example a badly written example aswell
But if I feel the lady might not have written the introduction then that puts me off a bit.
And yes I know that maybe sometimes a lady can be new and not have great English and might ask a friend to help write it.
I don't think it is worth risking seeing her.
I know I might get crucified by some for that but that's my opinion.