What not to get an escort for Christmas

**Barney Rubble** · 23-11-17, 22:27

I guess that engagement ring I bought might be a bad idea

**Barney Rubble** · 23-11-17, 22:30

Originally Posted by philipkntz

I suspect lots of chocolates are binned. I've never known an escort to eat any food or drink that I brought them, in my presence, even when they opened them and I ate some myself.

Oh not always the case, eat the chocolate , drink the drink and dump the flowers maybe (can't eat or drink them)

**Barney Rubble** · 23-11-17, 22:42

Originally Posted by goatboy

Engagement ring._.ahh barney i love you too._.ok lets do it ._.Yes i will

That carry on still isn't allowed in the North yet ye goat ye

**jessicabp** · 23-11-17, 22:42

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

It may seem helpful:

But would they trust condoms from a punter?

The Trojan is not the best quality ...

**Barney Rubble** · 23-11-17, 22:43

Originally Posted by jessicabp

The Trojan is not the best quality ...

Wouldn't suit a horse then Jessica?

**jessicabp** · 23-11-17, 22:50

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

Wouldn't suit a horse then Jessica?

The Trojan is the best for the car wheel

**FranknStein** · 25-11-17, 12:48

Originally Posted by TheKnight

with Christmas just around the corner and with just 34 days, 7 hours, 32 minutes & 29 seconds to Christmas it would be nice to know what not to put in that festive shopping trolley

A marriage license.

Her boyfriend will object.

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