Originally Posted by
SupaFlyTNT
No kiddin'.
That tends to be an issue with the genital region.
It begins to stink after every use.
But alas - that is not the point in question.
Allow me to illustrate potential escort to client reviews, in surmised format:
- Punctual, discreet, cash up front - "Smelly".
- Business suit, dress shoes, breath mints - "Smelly".
- Cordial, friendly, engaging - "Smelly".
And then we have:
- Actually smelly, tentative, nervous - "Come again any time - KISSES!!".
- Actually smelly, rolled-out-of-bed appearance, farm yard attire - "Glad you enjoyed - XX".
- Smell him coming down the corridor, complete stumble bum, uses moisturizer as shower gel - "Had a great time 2 baby - C U next time!!".
You see where I'm going with this....