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    Default Thats Entertainment.

    Was checking out a few reviews and noticed this one from a lad called hannibalsmell. The reply by the escort is also entertaining.

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/user/hannibalsmell.html

    The birds name is Candy Chantelle.
    She looks the business. i would definitely bust a nut over her, no problem.
    Anyway here is the review, its from last year.

    Went along to this appointment with high hopes.
    After all, what could go wrong? The previous reviews had been so positive. Hardly a single bad review to her name. Boy was I disappointed.
    Got in the door and things were pleasant enough. Looks like the photos alright although older and not as slim. Was going to spend an hour.
    Agreed on a half hour and paid up. When she came back she asked me would I like a drink? Asked for some water which she went to get and then I stayed there for a full 5 minutes while she went to pour it.

    When she came back there was more time wasting. Something was wrong with the lights and then she asked me to clean up in the sink. I had previously showered as always and wouldn't begrudge this but it all just felt totally off.
    Eventually got sorted and I say again on the bed, she began to do a dance in front of me and while it was nice and everything, I was conscious of time so asked politely could we get down to it. At this point she became extremely aggressive and began barking at me about how she was going to conduct the way things went. I felt seriously intimidated. So I made my excuses and picked up my clothes to get dressed. She started grabbing at my stuff and throwing it on the ground.

    I was flabbergasted. Managed to get my clothes on after a minute or two and get to the door, all the while reassuring her that everything was fine and I just wasn't feeling it.
    This was definitely one of the more unpleasant experiences I have had in all the years at this.
    Out in less than 15 minutes with no real service to speak of.



    Candy Chantelle's reply:

    What a joke!!!! I would laugh if this wasn't so serious!!!
    This encounter was on July 6th at 9.45pm

    1st contact was by text on June 27th asking if i wanted to work for him. Asked him doing what, he answered escorting as he has a few girls working for him. I said no, I'm good as I am. He asked if he could meet me anyway one of those days. Yes no problem. Got suspicious so saved his number just in case something happened!

    After a few calls finally on July 6th made an appointment.
    Arrived on my location, very polite, a real gentleman.
    Asked him to shower, said no as he had showered at home already, so i asked him to use the sink to wash his private parts; this is when things began to become sour! I insisted as he had just used the toilet and he wanted me to perform owo. He finally agreed to wash in the sink and off we go to the main.
    I started dancing, as he previously requested, and not long (like 30sec) into the dance he asks to go down on me; All i asked was "you want it now or after the dance?"
    BAMMMMM all hell got loose!!!
    He starts grabbing his stuff and saying he will leave, i grab his cloths from the floor and hold it while asking him to stay and asking what's wrong; nothing's wrong he just needs to leave! And so he does!
    I'm left there thinking what the hell just happened???
    I send him a text telling him to return later or the next day, after all he paid so he better enjoy it right?
    Wrong!!!!! He used it as a "proof of me feeling guilty", along with a record of our conversations and the knowledge of my location.
    When the review was placed on hold he contacted EI to guarantee this would get through saying he was afraid of me at the time and that i was aggressive to him BIG LOL...such a big liar, the size of this man compared to a slim girl like I in an one room apartment (he was sure i was alone); how is it possible? Lies, lies, lies!
    The most impressive thing is that he was texting me for the following 3 days, all polite, saying he would return before i leave town. He even texted a few hours before writing this fake review saying he would come at 8pm. Never heard from the guy again...until he showed his true face

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    A smash of glass and a rumble of boots
    An electric train and a ripped up 'phone booth
    Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat
    Lights going out and a kick in the balls

    That's entertainment, that's entertainment

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    That's Entertainment!

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    Not good, when the review is more entertaining than the meeting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleb View Post
    Was checking out a few reviews and noticed this one from a lad called hannibalsmell. The reply by the escort is also entertaining.

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/user/hannibalsmell.html

    The birds name is Candy Chantelle.
    She looks the business. i would definitely bust a nut over her, no problem.
    Anyway here is the review, its from last year.

    Went along to this appointment with high hopes.
    After all, what could go wrong? The previous reviews had been so positive. Hardly a single bad review to her name. Boy was I disappointed.
    Got in the door and things were pleasant enough. Looks like the photos alright although older and not as slim. Was going to spend an hour.
    Agreed on a half hour and paid up. When she came back she asked me would I like a drink? Asked for some water which she went to get and then I stayed there for a full 5 minutes while she went to pour it.

    When she came back there was more time wasting. Something was wrong with the lights and then she asked me to clean up in the sink. I had previously showered as always and wouldn't begrudge this but it all just felt totally off.
    Eventually got sorted and I say again on the bed, she began to do a dance in front of me and while it was nice and everything, I was conscious of time so asked politely could we get down to it. At this point she became extremely aggressive and began barking at me about how she was going to conduct the way things went. I felt seriously intimidated. So I made my excuses and picked up my clothes to get dressed. She started grabbing at my stuff and throwing it on the ground.

    I was flabbergasted. Managed to get my clothes on after a minute or two and get to the door, all the while reassuring her that everything was fine and I just wasn't feeling it.
    This was definitely one of the more unpleasant experiences I have had in all the years at this.
    Out in less than 15 minutes with no real service to speak of.



    Candy Chantelle's reply:

    What a joke!!!! I would laugh if this wasn't so serious!!!
    This encounter was on July 6th at 9.45pm

    1st contact was by text on June 27th asking if i wanted to work for him. Asked him doing what, he answered escorting as he has a few girls working for him. I said no, I'm good as I am. He asked if he could meet me anyway one of those days. Yes no problem. Got suspicious so saved his number just in case something happened!

    After a few calls finally on July 6th made an appointment.
    Arrived on my location, very polite, a real gentleman.
    Asked him to shower, said no as he had showered at home already, so i asked him to use the sink to wash his private parts; this is when things began to become sour! I insisted as he had just used the toilet and he wanted me to perform owo. He finally agreed to wash in the sink and off we go to the main.
    I started dancing, as he previously requested, and not long (like 30sec) into the dance he asks to go down on me; All i asked was "you want it now or after the dance?"
    BAMMMMM all hell got loose!!!
    He starts grabbing his stuff and saying he will leave, i grab his cloths from the floor and hold it while asking him to stay and asking what's wrong; nothing's wrong he just needs to leave! And so he does!
    I'm left there thinking what the hell just happened???
    I send him a text telling him to return later or the next day, after all he paid so he better enjoy it right?
    Wrong!!!!! He used it as a "proof of me feeling guilty", along with a record of our conversations and the knowledge of my location.
    When the review was placed on hold he contacted EI to guarantee this would get through saying he was afraid of me at the time and that i was aggressive to him BIG LOL...such a big liar, the size of this man compared to a slim girl like I in an one room apartment (he was sure i was alone); how is it possible? Lies, lies, lies!
    The most impressive thing is that he was texting me for the following 3 days, all polite, saying he would return before i leave town. He even texted a few hours before writing this fake review saying he would come at 8pm. Never heard from the guy again...until he showed his true face
    He sure is fond of writing long reviews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePleasurePrinciple View Post
    He sure is fond of writing long reviews.
    The escort said he asked her to come work for him. Said he had a stable of hookers to her on the phone.
    Surprised she took the booking after that tbf.

    "1st contact was by text on June 27th asking if i wanted to work for him. Asked him doing what, he answered escorting as he has a few girls working for him. I said no, I'm good as I am. He asked if he could meet me anyway one of those days. Yes no problem. Got suspicious so saved his number just in case something happened!"

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    He was looking to expand his Stable , looking for fresh Mare .

    * shocked she took the booking while in knowledge of such intent on bloke’s part .

    Each to their own - glad she didn’t line up but rather had a rebuttal .

    Shows character , even if accepting initial appointment speaks to Need or

    plain fool heartiness xxx
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HookHer View Post
    When an escort writes a reply that long, I tend not to believe it.
    I did. Seems legit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DummyResister View Post
    Ah here, You're just being a bollox now.

    When an escort's put that much attention into replying to a negative review it usually means she feels justifiably pissed off, in my experience.
    Nobody puts that effort into negating a bad review unless they feel stung.
    And you know it too.
    There are always two sides to every story and I would always tend to believe an established lady's version.

    But this guy's review history does not entirely stack up to her version of him being a would be pimp.

    Am I missing something here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DummyResister View Post
    You ain't missin' shit, bossman.

    I no more believe the protagonist in this particular fairy tale than I believe in flat earths and skydaddies.

    Pathetic.
    Skydaddy note to self, new user name

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