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So I've met this lady online......and she wants to know if I am married or something
WTF do I tell her? I dont want to blow this cos we've exchanged photos and have good craic together.
Shes also kinky as fuck and very good looking with an amazing body
Ive actually told her that Im married but that its complicated (which it is) and she wants to know more.
So, if I say the right type of thing im still in, wrong answer and its bounce bounce tiger!
answers on a postcard please !
surely some of you lads must have been in this situation
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Tell her that your husband doesn't know that you're bi - now that would be complicatedOriginally Posted by TrickyDickie
WTF do I tell her? I dont want to blow this cos we've exchanged photos and have good craic together.
Shes also kinky as fuck and very good looking with an amazing body
Ive actually told her that Im married but that its complicated (which it is) and she wants to know more.
So, if I say the right type of thing im still in, wrong answer and its bounce bounce tiger!
answers on a postcard please !
surely some of you lads must have been in this situation
Ho ho ho
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lol already did, but then she is big on being independent, etc etc...wtf do women really want?I'd tell her you're married, women love a challenge.
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Telling her you're married was a good move, even if she gives feedback as though it's not, especially if you met her online, where she'll be on high alert for signs of you being a loser behind a fabricated online image.
Women are contrary Mary's - all of them - without exception.
What do they want?
The same thing everyone wants.
To be turned, made hot - sexually.
The exclusive application that achieves this, is jealousy.
But at the same time, no one likes to be made jealous - on a personal level.
But on a sexual level - it's all they want.
Ironic - hmm?
Thus, the "contrary Mary" expression.
In any case, no matter how she tempts you or pretends to be understanding and kind etc, don't fall for the trap of admitting you're a desperate, horny, socially awkward recluse, whose primary/sole form of human interaction is visiting escorts.
If in doubt, just keep her jealous, and try not to look like jackass doing it.
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"You're a desperate, horny, socially awkward recluse, whose primary/sole form of human interaction is visiting escorts."
fuck am i THAT obvious !
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Just for posterity I'm going to point out that, due to the self contained contradictory agenda of women, it an often be misleading to take advice from them, when it comes to trying to hook up with other women.Women want challenge... but they also want to be entertained and feel like they're the only one in the World. ( Even in your case she won't be) No need for lies, but if she's looking for a relationship.. she's probably gonna dump you really quick. If she wants fun and all.. You might have a chance
As you see, the bolded text is a direct contradiction.
So, the question is, which one to focus on?
To the thread initiator - put it this way.
A part of the reason some escorts are gonna post in this thread is cause, you are claiming to have found a good looking woman, that's not them, on a normal, non-paid for level, that's interested in you.
They're gonna resent that in one way, but in another way, it piques their interest cause if this obvious fabrication has the remotest semblance of truth, that means you can offer something they possibly want - and that will incite jealousy on some level.
Which turns them on.
Always the paradox.
So, the question you have to ask yourself is, do you want to be the guy that doesn't offend their ego, but gets friend zoned?
Or the guy who's prepared to stand on his own two feet deal with the feedback (which actually becomes a lot of fun if you're aware of why you're getting it), but who's hog they want, in and around their mouth?
Women are different and want different things. Some want sex some want money some want love some adventure some family.... Some women would be more interested in you if u married etc. Personal if he is married i will tell him to.fuck off . I never liked to be the entertainment and spare weel plus i will never trust in such of guy if he cheat his wife with me will cheat and on me later so... but aparently some enjoy the "challenge" . Every woman different
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Tell her another fairy tale.WTF do I tell her? I dont want to blow this cos we've exchanged photos and have good craic together.
Shes also kinky as fuck and very good looking with an amazing body
Ive actually told her that Im married but that its complicated (which it is) and she wants to know more.
So, if I say the right type of thing im still in, wrong answer and its bounce bounce tiger!
answers on a postcard please !
surely some of you lads must have been in this situation
Just like this thread.
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