Originally Posted by
fiatpunter
Vice Squad HQ
(It's a quiet Tuesday morning)
Captain (shouting and gesticulating) "we've got a code red boys, this ones a biggie, a concerned citizen has seen a man, roughly 40, in the vicinity of an apartment block in the IFSC. This is it boys, I can feel it, let's take the fucker down!"
Cop 1 "on it cap, just let me finish tippexing this list of breathalyser stops. Thought I'd left it all behind"
Cop 2 "count me in, as soon as I've logged out of my landlords pulse record, cunt be upping my rent, we'll see about that"
That's about the size of it, if you add in a big chat between them about how to fiddle their overtime and speculating what they will do when they retire on massive pensions in their early 50s!
Ride them on the beaches!