Extinct ! First the Dodo now the €50 escort.......
What have cash strapped old perverts go to do ? I was a big fan of the Five O girlies. Quick bang and out. Covered oral , bang away, out the door.
No showers offered or expected, no chit chat, no lies or bullshit. Unload and go. And spend the rest of the day sniffing the fingers on my right hand to remind me of the foreplay ! 12 seconds of finger fucking !
Its a sad sad day.
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Yes I must agree the quickie has it's place.
I'm a fan of the quickie too.
I don't really often crave kissing and all the dressings.
Quickie sex and unload the man, does me.
There are still a few offering this service
But agreed less and less
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And they say romance is dead.
If your looking for romance guard you are in the wrong place.Originally Posted by GardaPatrol
TonyB (11-10-17)
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With O'Leary in the grave, eh?
The only alternative is 15 min appointments ! I was horny as fuck today, a massage would not have been enough I needed sex but just quick sex, I know my body quite well I have been in it for 62 years at this stageI would not have lasted any more than 5 mins and I am fucked if I am handing out €100 for a 5 minute ride.
Something needs to be done this is a crisis.
TonyB (11-10-17)
I'm a pervert but not an old one.
I use to get owo, cim and fk for 50 euro but its fading fast now and I had to get an alternative quickly so done my research and hit the jackpot. I could have threw in the towel and went to see the 60 or 70 euro girl but no I hung in there
Who is the Jackpot ?
When I were a lad you could get a tram down into the town, buy three new suits and an overcoat, four pair of good boots, get blind drunk, have some steak and chips, bunch of bananas and three stone of monkey nuts, have a quick blow job and quick knee-trembler from Mid-night Minnie down the alley and still have change out of a farthing.
[With apologies to Tony Capstick.]
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Luxury! when I was a lad, we used to live in hole in road and eat cold gravel for breakfast, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!
The we got evicted from the hole in road and had to go live in a lake
I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.'
But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
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