What a load of bollix

[Stewie]

Well there's enough hot air going around for one............

http://www.skratch-pad.com/kites/fly.html

[luther]

The fuck head one was clearly a joke or did you leave your sense of humour at the Airport

Ask Big daddy about where to stick in the smilies..........................

How Does a Kite Fly?

Oh but you'll stick in the smilie in the middle of the url.......................

Thanks for the link BTW.............. very informative..................