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Thread: Just been stood up

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    Default Just been stood up

    by an escort
    sucks
    any suggestions on what to do with my evening instead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    Could be worse eh. You could be forced watching dumb and dumber.

    Yes. Eat an Easter egg.
    But it's July ffs. Saw 4 creme eggs the other day for a £.
    Last edited by Barney Rubble; 20-07-17 at 21:31. Reason: Coming near their best before date though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    Could be worse eh. You could be forced watching dumb and dumber.

    Yes. Eat an Easter egg.
    Could be even worse
    could be dumb and dumber 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forceuser View Post
    by an escort
    sucks
    any suggestions on what to do with my evening instead?
    Book another girl
    What we do in life echo's in eternity

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    I know!! spend the next hour trying to find a short video that explains some part of a topic very very well.
    Any topic in particular?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    Play with yourself. Make a little sheet skirt, open all the curtains, put on a voice, walk around the house talking all flirty and cute and make love to the furniture. Seriously.
    Very detailed
    Tell the truth
    youve done that at some stage havnt you
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr gear View Post
    Book another girl
    Nah,the urge is gone
    for this evening anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    Yeah of course I have. But you have the advantage of having a cock. Tripply fun. If you want to go all out stick something in your bum ...like a pritt stick.

    What's sexier than a pritt stick? Must be something...
    Penis envy
    Its not all fun and games having a cock you know

    Actually yeah,it is
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    Yeah of course I have. But you have the advantage of having a cock. Tripply fun. If you want to go all out stick something in your bum ...like a pritt stick.

    What's sexier than a pritt stick? Must be something...
    I'm a blue tac guy myself
    Old school

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    Huh are you looking for a video?
    no

    please do not disturb!
    unless you want to send some pics to help out
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