If there is no tea on offer who cares
Waiting for the next pay day only after a few days of being paid.
I seem to have very big moths flying out of my pockets.
Shortage of Ice-cream in Howth yesterday due to a power cut
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde
My alexa ignoring me so I have to actually get out my chair
Playing computer games and punk ass little kids constantly killing me is a complete first world problem for me