racist escort 2

[farmer]

Just exactly many hours ago, I was turned down by an escort for what I believe is due to my cavan-ality (check my Id)

We had 2 phone conversation and the agree time was around 8:30pm,
it was 8pm and I said it would take me around 15mins to drive to Town and maybe 15mins to get to her location since i clearly state to her I didnt know the street and my tractor only does 15mph and she was still kind enough there to give me some rough directions.

I got there at 11:40, Ok i was 3 hrs 10mins late, for there was a litter of pigs on the way from my best sow. maybe i was a bit smelly, but i,d washed the bottom half of my wellys and i,d combed my hair in the swanky bobby chalton style.

I rang her while standing right outside her mobile home, she answered the phone saying i was late etc etc, and I explain to her traffic and parking and the litter of piglets etc , so we got that out of our way.

Next thing she said wait, and i believe she was walking out to the window, she ask me what countyality am i, i answer then she hang up straight away.
try to ring her back....Nope, wont pick up. i threw stones at her window, to save the cost of ringing again but she opened the window and shouted "away wit ye, you stinkin stingey culchie cavan b,stard munchie farmer"

I txt her asking what sort of manners is this to a person.
she replied saying I was late and that I am a CAVAN FARMER.
Let's be fair here people, We got the Time issue out of the way, and Once you look out and see that I'm a CAVAN FARMER you hang up and try to swing me away with such silly excuse.

why did u have to wait to find out my countyality and using such unpolite way of rejection.
She wasted my time, and parking expense, insulted me and the worst is the tractor diesel.

My punting brothers and escorts, please feel free to express your comment.