How many E-I friends do you have ?

[MichelleFox]

Gotta love this girl....

I need to travel to Cork a.s.a.p.

[MichelleFox]

I am honoured to be one of the chosen few

Are you??

[MichelleFox]

Interesting. So please expect my call. Except of course I won't say that I'm EIFII because that's what James Cork would say. So I'll say I'm someone else, oh I don't know who, Barney may be, or Red. But really it will be EIFII, except you won't know, because actually EIFII is just an anonymous user name.

So I should just call and say "hello, Stephen here. I'm really clean, hygienic and polite. Please give me your best OWO. ". And you'll say whoa hang on there a moment. Come along to meet me, and I'll see how I feel about you. Then you'll decide, he's a nice man, I'd like to give him my best OWO.

And if I think we got on well, and I leave with a spring in my step, may be I'll write a nice glowing review, and only then will you realise you met the real EIFII, except by then it will be too late to refuse OWO.

Now I will be like. Hello Michelle here, is that you EIFII???

[Slipperwan]

Hands up who thinks Michelle should be spanked ?????? ::

No reason just seems like a great idea

[Slipperwan]

And i still have the best looking friends list . mwah

[MichelleFox]

Hands up who thinks Michelle should be spanked ?????? ::

No reason just seems like a great idea

Ehm, hands up who thinks Slipperwan should get kick
No reason just seems like a great idea

[Stephanie]

I'm curious as to how you simulate the erectile dysfunction when confronted by available and desirable sexy ladies? I mean that must take a supreme amount of self control....

Either you're putting it on or something horrible must've happened in your life ... ?

You never used to have ED in the past ? Not when with me at the very least x

What gives ?

[Barney Rubble]

I have bleach in my eye. Owww. Oww. I came over to ask will you be my friend Stephanie? ...I have no girlfriends. Hi

Ouuucccchh !!! How did ye manage that Sarah?

[Johnchef42]

Ouuucccchh !!! How did ye manage that Sarah?

Washing out her mouth out but missed it lol

[Stephanie]

I missed your point too. Now I get what you mean. Sorry. Your right. I can't imagine offer services like owo or facial
and then to provide that to everybody. And if you don't like that guy...and do not provide it you will get bad review which is right thing. So I rather don't advertise any of these and decide at my own discretion. If we click, if he is clean, smell nice, take care of his self and many other lil important things. I just hate to be forced to do smh. And I bet, if we click I want to do that on my own decision and its even better. Just my opinion... I hope these unpleasant won't call

Hi Foxy Lady x

: Just because a fave is on your list Does Not mean you are Obliged to provide it !!

As long as you run your business in good faith and with good intent

( : NOT Listing Everything and having no intention of delivering / promising stars and the moon ,

take money and not perform -- and I mean perform in good spirit and with kindness ) ,

whatever you have on your list is Not Mandatory ! ALL faves are discretionary , depending on mood and person ,

cleanliness and Click Factor xxx