Expensive wives

**Gobshite** · 14-05-17, 03:19

The most expensive wives are those who do not want sex.

I picked the following phrase from a comment that another poster made;

( No, im not jealous of those that have to pay for sex im jealous of those that don't! )

At least with escorts you know what the total cost is going to be.

**tom rambo** · 14-05-17, 07:57

that why I started seeing escorts but now I can't stop.

**FargoBoyle** · 14-05-17, 08:05

Originally Posted by tom rambo

that why I started seeing escorts but now I can't stop.

very like Pringles then Tom

**Bratsimpson1** · 14-05-17, 10:56

My wife is very low maintenance.

She lives in my imagination.

Where the rent is very reasonable.

**LuckyLu** · 14-05-17, 10:59

Originally Posted by Bratsimpson1

My wife is very low maintenance.

She lives in my imagination.

Where the rent is very reasonable.

we have got ourselves a poet.

**Bratsimpson1** · 14-05-17, 11:03

Originally Posted by LuckyLu

we have got ourselves a poet.

Hi you!

Haiku?

**LuckyLu** · 14-05-17, 17:06

I have a friend who sax sex with her husband as a part of their daily morning routine.
are they happy? it is a very good question. they dont seem at first glance thou.

Originally Posted by Gobshite

( No, im not jealous of those that have to pay for sex im jealous of those that don't! )

**Barney Rubble** · 14-05-17, 17:10

Originally Posted by LuckyLu

I have a friend who sax sex with her husband as a part of their daily morning routine.
are they happy? it is a very good question. they dont seem at first glance thou.

So you're friends with Hillary Clinton then Lu?

**dob** · 14-05-17, 20:50

Originally Posted by LuckyLu

I have a friend who sax sex with her husband as a part of their daily morning routine.
are they happy? it is a very good question. they dont seem at first glance thou.

**Stephanie** · 15-05-17, 12:46

Originally Posted by dob

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