Met someone a week ago.
I have routines I tend to follow.
One of these is in the last minutes, approaching the building where the escort is, I pop a mint or two into the mouth.
Into building, meet escort,
Lovely to meet you
Or perhaps
Lovely to meet you again.
Jump in shower, come out and while drying myself use mouthwash.
This time I was a bit late using the mint and so came out of the shower with a perfectly good mint in my mouth.
Decided not to waste it but to keep things moving along, took a slug of mouthwash, sloshed it and the mint round my mouth for a bit,
but then got confused and instead of spitting, swallowed a mouthful of Listerine.
Suffered no ill effects anyway.
I wouldn't hear of it, me being the perfect gent !
Had an outcall once, again just didn't fancy her. Paid the full fee and chatted instead. Funny enough, she was embarrassed too and wanted to get into her punting gear, to try and entice me . In retrospect, I was silly and wrong and should have gone with the flow.
Niloc (30-04-17)
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I arranged an appointment with a lady one time. She gave me directions and an address. I pulled up outside the property and rang the bell. No anewer so kept ringing. Next thing I know a big burly bearded guy in boxers answers the door. Shite, what do I do lol. Asked if the escort was there to be told I was at the wrong door. How embarrassing was that