What are you talking about!? There are a huge variety of prices. There's the 50euro girl and there's the 100euro girl.
So, I said, "well I'm not the 50euro girl so I must be the 100euro girl."
Then, I though mm will they pay it though?!
So I had a look at the 100euro girl and her PERSONAL TRAITS...
I said to myself, "oh she's hot, genuine, sexy, friendly and has a liverpudlian accent. Chick chick."
And then I said, "Shit!"
But then I said, "Feck it, I'll look a little closer at my PERSONAL TRAITS."
And, do you know what I thought then. Grand. I'm cute, friendly, Irish and I like it in the bum.
Now, somedays when I'm feeling a little smug, I'd like to charge more like. Maybe €206 but that'd be just plain awkward wouldn't it.
I'm going to write Ann and Barry books if the escorting doesn't work out.
After I learn quotation marks.