Lol, great hilarious post for a Saturday morning.
Caveat emptor. Lobby your td to get the law changed, or else roll the dice and take your chances. I love the aspect of if some service was on the menu then the risk would be "worth it" but otherwise not...
And when has telling anyone that they "need to do something because" ever worked?
Boils down to "I didn't choose correctly, but I'll blame the escort, all escorts or the law, but not my own lack of research".