It is now illegal to text while driving in the UK (I think that is extend to N. Ireland, but not 100% sure).
I have lost count of how many times I have had to ask clients to stop texting while they are travelling over to me. Yes I know you are excited and yes I know you have a hard on, but please, please, please... wait until you get to me to talk to me and in all honesty if you are already on your way over it is a bit late to be making requests on what I should be wearing.
Texting while driving is bloody selfish and dangerous. There are other people on the road too and pedestrians and they deserve better than to have someone bugger up their life because you want to text someone, when you should be concentrating on the road ahead of you.
Stop it!
There you go. Glad I got that off my chest. From now on if anyone texts me while driving over for a booking I will be charging them an extra £10 for each text received and no I will not be replying, as that makes me as bad as you! (if you do it that is).
That's it. You can get back to drooling over porn now