My experience of massage in cork so far!

[Massageclientcork]

I recently moved to cork about 4 months ago due to my job. I decided once I had made the move to visit local massage parlours around the city. I also visited women offering massage who were not working in a shop. I just wanted to share a few experiences nothing bad, and I hope that this will be read carefully.
My first visit was to a place on union quay called oasis gentlemens club. The experience was okay but not the best. The women there couldn't really speak English and it really felt like they just wanted you to give them your money and leave. Nothing to make the client feel welcomed in any shape or form. They were lovely looking ladies and very polite in some aspects but I wouldn't visit there again.
My next was a few different masseuses who called to my hotel. They have adverts online on this and also on a website which is called XXX. They were lovely girls but seemed very nervous to be calling to see me which gives me the impression they weren't experienced in this as much as they claimed to be.
There is a place on south terrace which is called epic therapy. They have their own website and advertise well online. My only problem with this was once arriving there I noticed that these pictures were clearly not them. They are lovely looking ladies but I found it they may have felt uncomfortable in the room because of their weight issue. I was very disappointed by the fact they had impersonated someone elses photos, I am a middle aged man and I am far from perfect but I want to know the person in the pictures is who I am actually meeting. The place was also kind of dull and dirty not really warm either the room was freezing and the towels were damp. Other than this it was a lovely massage I met a few of the girls who work there and they have lovely manners and very welcoming, but I think management would want to get a bit of their act together and sort out what I have complained about.
My last place is Pink massage on bridge street, It is a very confined small place, felt like it was too small to be a massage shop. The prices aswell for the massage are also extremely expensive considering there are independent girls who do the same massage for less. There is an Asian girl by the name of XXX who I was seeing in there for a while but I just think the place isn't for me its too small and its cold the only satisfactory I got out of it was the hot shower.
I am not trying to insult or upset any person at all when writing this I just think I would have liked to know about all these places before visiting them. I believe all the massages and masseuses are EXCELLENT at what they do I don't doubt it for a minute but there are a few things that need to be addressed or they will loose customers.
I hope this will improve in the future or I will not be returning to any of these places.
Thank you.

[stillirish]

I just think I would have liked to know about all these places before visiting them.

It's an awful pity that there isn't a thread here discussing these places. Cork City Massage Parlours would be a great name for such a thread.

[IrishSarahBarra]

I am putting together 4 very strongly worded letters, right this instant!!! Thank you for bringing this to my attention. L****** is top of my list. I have issues with them already.

[Westsidex]

I know that blue rebel, I am trying to calm everybody down and I will bring it back. This is up to you kids if you keep provoking each other that's what happens.

Kids? Whatever happened to respecting escorts? Here you have someone clearing pushing their own business without even paying a cent while escorts pay big money. Yeah the thread was closed for the wrong reason but it should not be allowed anyway. As for knotlanding clearly provoking maybe queenbee we would be best dealing with her.

Westside.