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  1. 12-02-17, 21:00 #1
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    Visited an escory (listed here but with no review) today for a massage and she finished me off with oral with condom. She seemed careful not to touch any area not covered by condom but i cant be 100% sure and im kind of freaking out now. She used wiped on me and was careful putting on and removing condom

    I have a partner so im considering telling her some excuse (work in medicine so this would be believibke) i cant have sex until i get tested

    Wat ya'll think?

    Btw i kno im an asshole for going when iv s partner. No need to remind me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch32 View Post
    Visited an escory (listed here but with no review) today for a massage and she finished me off with oral with condom. She seemed careful not to touch any area not covered by condom but i cant be 100% sure and im kind of freaking out now. She used wiped on me and was careful putting on and removing condom

    I have a partner so im considering telling her some excuse (work in medicine so this would be believibke) i cant have sex until i get tested

    Wat ya'll think?

    Btw i kno im an asshole for going when iv s partner. No need to remind me.

    Thanks guyd
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    Quote Originally Posted by drbagehot View Post
    What the fuck, man. Every minute you are here waiting for a response is a minute you are not scrubbing your penis with a brillo pad. And Jif. Or is it Cif now? Whatevs. Scrub, man. Scrub it hard.
    Ah it's too late for that Dr. B. The ATCV-1 virus spreads quickly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch32 View Post
    Visited an escory (listed here but with no review) today for a massage and she finished me off with oral with condom. She seemed careful not to touch any area not covered by condom but i cant be 100% sure and im kind of freaking out now. She used wiped on me and was careful putting on and removing condom

    I have a partner so im considering telling her some excuse (work in medicine so this would be believibke) i cant have sex until i get tested

    Wat ya'll think?

    Btw i kno im an asshole for going when iv s partner. No need to remind me.

    Thanks guyd
    i think you better tell your girlfriend the truth (that you visited an escort ) and never have sex ever again .
    since you will have plenty of free time after you could consider enrolling in school for spelling lessons .
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    A penectomy is much more successful than the Brillo Pads at removing the bugs and is a great way to stop the ATCV-1 Virus in its tracks. Go for the penectomy I say. It will also prevent the problem from happening ever again. The girlfriend will thank you for it too.
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    A blow torch is it only way to go,burn it all off from the ball sack to the crack,,
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    Safe sex is ineffective against the dreaded Roman Catholic Guilt virus.
    You have caught it and are DOOMED. Unless Father Casey can help.
    Last edited by SteveB; 14-02-17 at 08:11. Reason: a trip to Father Casey and he will be OK
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    Does need to get over himself a little.
    One massage, more chance of winning the LOTTO than catching any disease. FFS
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Does need to get over himself a little.
    One massage, more chance of winning the LOTTO than catching any disease. FFS
    €10,000,000 tomorrow night Steve, got your ticket yet?
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    Ok even I can't take this one seriously. It's got to be a wind up.
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