Pleasuring oneself

[bollocks]

Well, it costs nothing, is satisfying and good,,,,,,,,,,,,,BUT a very poor second best to spending time with an escort,who can do the same job anyway.

So it is the female body , the touch, the warmth, the smile, the chat, that one pays for and the togetherness.

[bollocks]

and of course making her cum.

[alcatel]

Onanism alone



is an example of assonance.

[whoseyourdaddy]

My photos aren't verified and I've opted out of reviewing myself so, I wouldn't visit me

[alcatel]

When your left hand knows what your right hand is doing,

there is no mystery left,

then cheating on Pam doesn't seem so bad.

[alcatel]

The above is a theory.

For more complete prevention of prostate cancer, early castration is advised.
And you might have the voice of an angel for the rest of your life.

[rbpdick]

The above is a theory.

For more complete prevention of prostate cancer, early castration is advised.
And you might have the voice of an angel for the rest of your life.

think i prefer wanking

[IrishK]

Love a gud wank

[Clueless]

Apparently doctors now recommend that you clean out your pipes on a regular basis - it keeps your prostrate healthy- ah I see this was mentioned already....