Good advice.

**Barney Rubble** · 30-10-16, 16:06

Originally Posted by MidlifeCrisis

Don't sneeze when you're hiding.

Never ever sneeze while driving, it's more dangerous than drink driving .

**figgi** · 30-10-16, 16:19

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Don't buy wine from Aldi.

Don't spray aftershaves on your freshly shorn genitals.

Don't moisturise the area you intend sticking a nicotine patch on.

Always have at least one backup drive at a minimum.

Always wear a seat belt.

Always make sure you have medical cover.

Always wear sunscreen. Always. Always.

Never smoke unless it's weed. Not even once.

Nevar 4get.

Don't post on this thread unless you have some advice to offer.
Always be courteous.
Never vote trump.

don't bother learning to drive, all cars will be self drive soon and you can walk take the bus and keep fit till then

don't bother learning a language, your phone will soon do all that pesky translating for you, it nearly does now

don't bother wasting money on escorts, sex robots are nearly here so just stick a pair of tits on your toaster and wank over that whilst saving up for one

**tinytimintipp** · 30-10-16, 22:46

Originally Posted by figgi

don't bother learning to drive, all cars will be self drive soon and you can walk take the bus and keep fit till then

don't bother learning a language, your phone will soon do all that pesky translating for you, it nearly does now

don't bother wasting money on escorts, sex robots are nearly here so just stick a pair of tits on your toaster and wank over that whilst saving up for one

,,,i cant handle much more of this 2 nite,time to scrub up ,splash the brut and hit the town

**alcatel** · 30-10-16, 23:18

Some sage advice.

Spend your time and money more productively than in escortland and on the internet.

**Mister Anderson** · 31-10-16, 00:52

Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood.

**Clueless** · 31-10-16, 08:37

Never question good advice!!

What the feck is wrong with Aldi wine?

**Mister Anderson** · 01-11-16, 00:13

Originally Posted by Clueless

Never question good advice!!

What the feck is wrong with Aldi wine?

Exactly.

Never say more than your name, address and shoe size when stopped by the law on leaving an escort's premises.

**whoseyourdaddy** · 01-11-16, 00:37

Originally Posted by Mister Anderson

Exactly.

Never say more than your name, address and shoe size when stopped by the law on leaving an escort's premises.

Has that ever happened to you?

**Mister Anderson** · 01-11-16, 00:39

Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy

Has that ever happened to you?

It has. On more than one occasion. Which is why I can say don't do it, the wines in Aldi are terrible.

**MidlifeCrisis** · 01-11-16, 00:46

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