Approximately what percentage of punters do reviews ?

[annabel taylor]

I know somebody who has her knickers for sale.

Odd

Someone stole my knickers last week

Mmm

They match a bra u cunt

[willie wacker]

Odd

Someone stole my knickers last week

Mmm

They match a bra u cunt

Heard it was *****
Leave out the bra and he will be sorted

[tinytimintipp]

Ok a few escorts pmed me and said about 1in 40 leave a review so what we will do is split the difference between both schools of thought of 1 in 20 and 1 in 40 and say 1 in 30 to make it even.
So if a lady has say 200 reviews thats approx 6000 clients.
The average amount (volume) of semen expelled by a healthy man in one ejaculation is about a teaspoon (3-5 cubic centimeters) so we will round that off at 4 cubic centimetres.
So 6000 clients at 4 cubic centimetres of spunk = 24,000 cubic centimetres of spunk.
Now for anybody that knows their maths thats 24 litres of spunk thats a lot of spunk
Now in old money thats over 42 pints !
Imagine lining up 42 pints of spunk on a bar !
Wow I am impressed
Its also 6,000 condoms ! now the average condom weighs 2.3 grams so 2.3 x 6,000 = 13,800 grams
13,800 grams is 30.5 pounds or 1.6 kilos ! Thats a lot of rubber.
I must check how much a baby wipe weighs

Paddy me thinks you need a hobby of some sorts,get out in the air a bit,or buy a few big jigsaws..

[gonzo76]

Ok a few escorts pmed me and said about 1in 40 leave a review so what we will do is split the difference between both schools of thought of 1 in 20 and 1 in 40 and say 1 in 30 to make it even.
So if a lady has say 200 reviews thats approx 6000 clients.
The average amount (volume) of semen expelled by a healthy man in one ejaculation is about a teaspoon (3-5 cubic centimeters) so we will round that off at 4 cubic centimetres.
So 6000 clients at 4 cubic centimetres of spunk = 24,000 cubic centimetres of spunk.
Now for anybody that knows their maths thats 24 litres of spunk thats a lot of spunk
Now in old money thats over 42 pints !
Imagine lining up 42 pints of spunk on a bar !
Wow I am impressed.
Its also 6,000 condoms ! now the average condom weighs 2.3 grams so 2.3 x 6,000 = 13,800 grams
13,800 grams is 30.5 pounds or 1.6 kilos ! Thats a lot of rubber.
I must check how much a baby wipe weighs

If you have sex with your wife/girlfriend 3 times a week, over 40 years that works out to about the same numbers.

Except she only gets the one review of course.

[KnickerSnifferDublin2016]

If you have sex with your wife/girlfriend 3 times a week, over 40 years that works out to about the same numbers.

Except she only gets the one review of course.

Yeah but the wifes have a contract. The escorts are casual labour

[johnb59]

If you have sex with your wife/girlfriend 3 times a week, over 40 years that works out to about the same numbers.

Except she only gets the one review of course.

at least you hope its one review