you'll wear a rubber or else

[howardsteele]

Does he have to eat fish instead?

No, Chicken fried rice and chips....

years back couples would not have sex until they got married, my grandfather is funny like that, I once asked him about a woman who use to live in the area and he said that she was not a woman as she was never married, therefore believed she never had sex, different times back in his day, strange folk

[gonzo76]

My uncle Willy said he had to wait 4 years ( they got married) before he got his leg over Peggy (the wife) as she was a devout Catholic, even today she won't give him OWO on a Friday

You can share too much info in your family, you know

[howardsteele]

You can share too much info in your family, you know

Its ok gonzo, I doubt whether Uncle Willy would be looking in here anyway as he's married and Grandda just not fit anymore

[Zander]

When I say to her 'Jezsus ya can do it without the rubber' she says 'I've just been diagnosed with NCD'

What is NCD, Never heard of it before

[gonzo76]

Its ok gonzo, I doubt whether Uncle Willy would be looking in here anyway as he's married and Grandda just not fit anymore

That wasn't what I meant! I meant its a bit too intimate a conversation with your uncle Willy...

[gonzo76]

What is NCD, Never heard of it before

Take your pick:

https://www.allacronyms.com/_medical/NCD

BTW, my money is on neonatal calf diarrhea...

[dob]

Hello

I been with my GF nearly 6 months now and she still insists I wear a condom, yes 6 months, I hate the feel of condoms and its like washing your hands with your marigolds on. I told her I've been very patient and am waiting long enough as all my last girlfriends let me go without after 3 months.








ENOUGH IS ENOUGH





What do you guys think is a appropriate time to wait before your GF will preform OWO on you

You should count your blessings that who have a woman that will suck your cock.
You should do this woman a favour and dump her, you obviously don't have the moral fibre to sustain a meaningful relationship, and give her a chance of finding a more suitable companion than you.

[howardsteele]

Take your pick:

https://www.allacronyms.com/_medical/NCD

BTW, my money is on neonatal calf diarrhea...

No, My Girlfriend's NCD is 'No Can Do'

[Wolverine]

You should count your blessings that who have a woman that will suck your cock.
You should do this woman a favour and dump her, you obviously don't have the moral fibre to sustain a meaningful relationship, and give her a chance of finding a more suitable companion than you.

Howard probably thinks moral fibre is some kind of breakfast cereal

[dob]

Howard probably thinks moral fibre is some kind of breakfast cereal

Like All Bran, only not as tasty.