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    Well Howard was with few mates outside yesterday in the pub garden when this guy with his female friend came walking in.
    We started staring as this one had a very strange hairdo, its was so funny and we started laughing and my mate said fairly loudly ‘look at that bitch there, hasn’t she got the funniest looking hairdo yous ever saw and burst out laughing, we all then laughed, it really was a weird looking hairdo and the guy with her who was clearly annoyed then come over with her by his side and wasn’t happy and sternly said whats your problem guys, 'never saw a unique hairstyle before' and my mate burst out laughing again hysterically but then she lunged at my mate who was still laughing and began scratching and tearing at him with her nails and bit him on the arm as he tried to push her off, the guy then pulls her off and hugged her and says you ok girl, but never asked my mate how was he. We told him to get that crazy bitch out of here now and then they leave together.
    My mate was very shaken and there was no call for this vicious attack and its not acceptable behaviour in public.
    Sticks and Stones and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    Well Howard was with few mates outside yesterday in the pub garden when this guy with his female friend came walking in.
    We started staring as this one had a very strange hairdo, its was so funny and we started laughing and my mate said fairly loudly ‘look at that bitch there, hasn’t she got the funniest looking hairdo yous ever saw and burst out laughing, we all then laughed, it really was a weird looking hairdo and the guy with her who was clearly annoyed then come over with her by his side and wasn’t happy and sternly said whats your problem guys, 'never saw a unique hairstyle before' and my mate burst out laughing again hysterically but then she lunged at my mate who was still laughing and began scratching and tearing at him with her nails and bit him on the arm as he tried to push her off, the guy then pulls her off and hugged her and says you ok girl, but never asked my mate how was he. We told him to get that crazy bitch out of here now and then they leave together.
    My mate was very shaken and there was no call for this vicious attack and its not acceptable behaviour in public.
    Sticks and Stones and all that.

    Howard...
    If he called the girl a bitch he deserved a good kick in the balls. You don't keep very nice company Howard, I'm very disappointed with you young man :-(.
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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    Well Howard was with few mates outside yesterday in the pub garden when this guy with his female friend came walking in.
    We started staring as this one had a very strange hairdo, its was so funny and we started laughing and my mate said fairly loudly ‘look at that bitch there, hasn’t she got the funniest looking hairdo yous ever saw and burst out laughing, we all then laughed, it really was a weird looking hairdo and the guy with her who was clearly annoyed then come over with her by his side and wasn’t happy and sternly said whats your problem guys, 'never saw a unique hairstyle before' and my mate burst out laughing again hysterically but then she lunged at my mate who was still laughing and began scratching and tearing at him with her nails and bit him on the arm as he tried to push her off, the guy then pulls her off and hugged her and says you ok girl, but never asked my mate how was he. We told him to get that crazy bitch out of here now and then they leave together.
    My mate was very shaken and there was no call for this vicious attack and its not acceptable behaviour in public.
    Sticks and Stones and all that.

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    Howard, you and your friends need to grow up.
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    I can't wait for the next instalment of "Shit that never happened, by Howard Steele"
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBastard View Post
    I can't wait for the next instalment of "Shit that never happened, by Howard Steele"
    hey Fatbastard, I'm afraid it did
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBastard View Post
    I can't wait for the next instalment of "Shit that never happened, by Howard Steele"
    Good click bait tho
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    This thread did give me a laugh though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Best Before View Post
    Howard, you and your friends need to grow up.
    Are these imaginary friends to go along with imaginary happenings?
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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    Well Howard was with few mates outside yesterday in the pub garden when this guy with his female friend came walking in.
    We started staring as this one had a very strange hairdo, its was so funny and we started laughing and my mate said fairly loudly ‘look at that bitch there, hasn’t she got the funniest looking hairdo yous ever saw and burst out laughing, we all then laughed, it really was a weird looking hairdo and the guy with her who was clearly annoyed then come over with her by his side and wasn’t happy and sternly said whats your problem guys, 'never saw a unique hairstyle before' and my mate burst out laughing again hysterically but then she lunged at my mate who was still laughing and began scratching and tearing at him with her nails and bit him on the arm as he tried to push her off, the guy then pulls her off and hugged her and says you ok girl, but never asked my mate how was he. We told him to get that crazy bitch out of here now and then they leave together.
    My mate was very shaken and there was no call for this vicious attack and its not acceptable behaviour in public.
    Sticks and Stones and all that.

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    Lay off the drugs man
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    at least your friend pushed her off, glad to hear he didnt hit her as dont think thats ok even if she did tear and scratch you but suppose others would
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