There Once Was An Escort.....

[experienced punter]

There once was an escort Hot Lizzy
Who often got in a tizzy
She wasn't good looking
Not many were booking
That left her not very busy

[WWLhad]

There once was an escort Hot Lizzy
Who often got in a tizzy
She wasn't good looking
Not many were booking
That left her not very busy

PMSL....Quality!

[boss hogg]

There once was a cockney cocksucker, whose cocksucking lips could pout and pucker, with her rolled up tongue, she added an inch to my dong!!! i swear it and i,m no lying f*cker

[LLAMEDOS]

The Punter who started this thread,
simply plucked the idea from his head,
Peter has created so much fun,
we should tell him "well done"
but he would rather eat "Pussy" instead !

[Peter Pussy Eater]

The Punter who started this thread,
simply plucked the idea from his head,
Peter has created so much fun,
we should tell him "well done"
but he would rather eat "Pussy" instead !

Thanks, LLAMEDOS !!!

I'll try to post a few more, but for now I just want to say thanks to everyone for posting in this thread - didn't think it'd be so popular

[carlos marvado]

There once was a escort from Rhyl
who forgot to go on the pill
With one almighty poke
the client's condom broke
Resulting in a baby called Bill.

[carlos marvado]

There once was an auld punter called Marvado
who spent an absolute fortune on his lado
The moral of this little story
is forget about sexual glory
And look after your hard won dinheiro.



Don't worry Brothers....plenty more where that came from.

[carlos marvado]

There once was an escort from Maida Vale
who antics clearly went beyond the Pale
The moderators failed to control her
so the Queen of Tarts had to scold her
And now Paws is her cellmate in jail.

[Epsilon]

A doctors who's name's Juliete,
Felt guilty, so down and upset,
With a patient of mine
I have sex all the time,
but the worst thing of all, I'm a vet!!!

Lizzy was ugly and frightening,
she tried to look hot and inviting
much to her surprise
she pulled a few guys,
Due mainly to poor disco lighting!!!!

[Epsilon]

They’ll roll and they’ll romp and they’ll suck,
And they’ll come more than once with good luck,
They’ll let the right guy
Chow down at the Y,
But you’d better not ask them to fuck.


There are girls who will solemnly say,
They’ve engaged in some heavy foreplay.
This they’ll gladly confess,
Though they’ll staunchly profess,
That they never would go all the way.


Curiosity it has been said,
Will lead these young girls into bed,
They’ll touch and they’ll stroke,
They’ll prod and they’ll poke,
And even go down and give head.