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    I've ridden a few elephants in my time

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    Reminds me of the story of the Army Company stationed in India.

    One day the Second Lieutenant asked the Sergeant Major what the men did for sex because there were very few women around.
    The Sergeant Major asked the Lieutenant if he knew how to ride an elephant, and pointed to one.
    The Lieutenant said he would try and walked over to the elephant, and after a great struggle, and much effort, succeeded in having sex with it.
    He asked the Sergeant Major if the men didn’t find riding the elephant a bit off-putting and disgusting.

    The Sergeant Major replied that the men just rode the elephant into town and to the apartment block of one of the escorts there.

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