Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
was in lidl the other day examining some fresh melons and cucumbers when an escort i saw before caught my eye, she was with a friend and both looked very sexy with their ordinary clothes on, i looked over and smiled and she smiled back and immediately turned and went on her way, was not following her and carried on to the bun and bread section and when she saw me she scarpered too and left her hot cross bun on the side,. Howard usually doesn't have this effect on the girls and if i did bump into her, i would say hello and carry on with my shopping.
wow, escorts like go shopping and stuff? Celery and carrotts only 50 cent!
I reckon they wll be back for them, what store was it?

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