View Poll Results: Have you ever put your dick in a hoover?

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  1. #1
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    I've had a few girls give a bj like a hoover does that count

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonjay View Post
    I've had a few girls give a bj like a hoover does that count
    no. unless you got stuck.

    BTW I am sure your post attracted some girls too.
    keep up the good work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLu View Post
    no. unless you got stuck.

    BTW I am sure your post attracted some girls too.
    keep up the good work!
    Got you to reply lol and for getting stuck my lips are sealed on that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonjay View Post
    I've had a few girls give a bj like a hoover does that count
    A bj is is the only way I would like to get my dick hoovered,

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    I'm going to be honest and say i have experimented with the hoover, henry was its name, but it was before i got to know chow mein...
    I made the mistake of not letting some air in the hose and it nearly swallowed the lot including my balls only i got to the off switch in time

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    Can't say I have....

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    i have but i didnt get hard, quite sore actually when youre soft

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    Quote Originally Posted by DickCheese View Post
    Have you ever stuck your dick in a hoover? I have, it was nice, but a melon was better
    It beats as it sweeps as it cleans...................No thanks.

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    How else is a guy supposed to clean under his foreskin?

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    Actually those videos got me thinking. Combine a fleshlight with a cheap vacuum and youve got the male equivalent of the rampant rabbit. Just don't risk it with a high powered machine like a dyson.

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