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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Imagine being with an escort and she farted.
    Fanny fart or arse fart.?

    A Romanian lass i was with in the red light district was fanny farting like mad lak!
    But to be fair i think she had seen a LOAD of clients that day because there was no friction or feeling down there at all if you know what i mean.
    Reminds me of a joke.

    What the difference between a women and a fridge?
    A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

    Last edited by Bongo; 27-08-16 at 00:48. Reason: ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo View Post
    Fanny fart or arse fart.?

    A Romanian lass i was with in the red light district was fanny farting like mad lak!
    But to be fair i think she had seen a LOAD of clients that day because there was no friction or feeling down there at all if you know what i mean.
    Reminds me of a joke.

    What the difference between a women and a fridge?
    A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

    The fanny can get full up of gunk. ie lubricants etc.

    Some do a clean out now and then, I believe.
    Last edited by bollocks; 27-08-16 at 07:33.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Imagine being with a human being.
    It is true that beans create farts

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidlifeCrisis View Post
    Shit happens.
    We need scientists to make shit odourless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    It's not surprising that the ladies don't post here anymore with threads like this, what ya think Brucie?
    I am sure that escorts could say much about clients farts, especially those who fart out fragments of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    It's not surprising that the ladies don't post here anymore with threads like this, what ya think Brucie?
    I think you need to try harder Barney
    "I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce 4play View Post
    I think you need to try harder Barney
    I thought it was higher, higher ?

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