Originally Posted by
bollocks
It gets the decomposing shit out of your body, and stops farting., also allows poking about with your prostate.
Anything I left out?
Smell?
Threads like this are really lowering the tone of the forum and should not be allowed.
It's no wonder fewer ladies are posting these days.
"I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing."