Visiting an escort with a bad cold

[Barney Rubble]

You lot are weird.

Nooooo !!!
You cannot sign out as Doc ,there was, is and always will be 1 Doc. Behave yourself ffs! !

[howardsteele]

Fake cold I think

you could have a point there

when my favourite escort comes to town which isn't often i either have a genuine cold or zit attack.

[TomTom43]

Box of lensips are cheaper than chicks.....win win, I'd say.

[TomTom43]

.........cheaper than chocs......
Bloody auto correct !

[hitman76]

I rang an escort yesterday for info, she cut me off so i rang back, she said "love ill call you back in 5", i'm ok with that and 15 minutes later got the call, but her voice were so different, very rough and husky, masculine even, i said is that Ethel ( not her real name ) , she said yes my love but i got a cold, we chatted briefly and then i thanked her for calling me back and said i better not keep you and to take a hot whiskey and get yourself off to bed with that cold.

I never caught a cold that quick but there you go.

Howard

If your visitors a lady with a bad cold it's your own fault if they get sick, no point being a g*******

[TonyB]

Thats why i smear vicks vaporub on my cock to help them out. It gives a tingley feeling on their clit too.

You don't wear a condom?

[howardsteele]

If your visitors a lady with a bad cold it's your own fault if they get sick, no point being a g*******

Sorry I didn’t Catch that

No point being a what?